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Robert Pastel is a Computer Science Professor at [[Michigan_Technological_University|Michigan Technological University]]. Known in the field of computer interface/interaction for his thirty-two publications and |
Robert Pastel is a Computer Science Professor at [[Michigan_Technological_University|Michigan Technological University]]. Known in the field of computer interface/interaction for his thirty-two publications and four patents. Dr. Pastel is also the LUG's faculty advisor. |
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==Mispronunciations== |
==Mispronunciations== |
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* Why don't I like that, because it would totaly work. |
* Why don't I like that, because it would totaly work. |
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* I had it right!... well damn you all! |
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* We would have to kill you after you wrote it. |
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==Conversations== |
==Conversations== |
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:three? |
:three? |
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:No! Log n! (sighs) |
:No! Log n! (sighs) |
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* [lights go off] |
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::Ugh! Why'd I do that?!? |
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:[overhead light still on, humming in background] |
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::I turned off the wrong light!! |
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:[lights go on, overhead goes off] |
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==Miscellanious== |
==Miscellanious== |
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* I got so used to people not taking notes, I get upset when they do. |
* I got so used to people not taking notes, I get upset when they do. |
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* You can remember me fondly as Mr. Nice Guy. |
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* Damn Robert, he's skiing and we've got to take this stupid test. |
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* Most definitely, probably... |
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* Brian! The only one... Special Brian. |
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* Don't fight with me. Go fight with my ancestors or something. |
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Latest revision as of 18:51, 15 April 2006
Robert Pastel is a Computer Science Professor at Michigan Technological University. Known in the field of computer interface/interaction for his thirty-two publications and four patents. Dr. Pastel is also the LUG's faculty advisor.
Mispronunciations
- Assmentope
- Addmentode
- Assmentoticly
- Iterinteritable
- Gooder word
- Armortization, Armortized Analysis, etc.,
Coding
- If you write code like this, I don't only suggest, but I give you permission to go home and shoot yourself.
- Pops is a beautiful object oriented programmer.
- I had it right. Well damn you all!
- That's what we want; full, bushy trees.
- When we get to the trees, then we go down.
- JAVA has a priority queue, it's called PriorityQueue.
- One of the key things is knowing where the insert position is.
- Why don't I like that? Because it would totally work.
- Oh! Oh! I understand... Your just not giving me a complete answer
- Why don't I like that, because it would totaly work.
- I had it right!... well damn you all!
- We would have to kill you after you wrote it.
Conversations
- [reply to being asked why he lived in the university's student apartments]
- I do not need a house, only a room with a computer.
- What happened?!?!
- I think you forgot to plug it in. (student refering to the overhead projector)
- [students talking in the background]
- Who has that deep loud voice? - It's a real nice voice. (seductively)
- What is the height of a complete tree given n?
- three?
- No! Log n! (sighs)
- [lights go off]
- Ugh! Why'd I do that?!?
- [overhead light still on, humming in background]
- I turned off the wrong light!!
- [lights go on, overhead goes off]
Miscellanious
- He has a really ulgly face.
- Whats the nude?
- I was totaly used!
- Thats beating a dead horse.
- I got so used to people not taking notes, I get upset when they do.
- You can remember me fondly as Mr. Nice Guy.
- Damn Robert, he's skiing and we've got to take this stupid test.
- Most definitely, probably...
- Brian! The only one... Special Brian.
- Don't fight with me. Go fight with my ancestors or something.